Yesterday I tried to get Grace to crawl. Here's how it went:
"How am I suppose to reach that duck way over there!"
"But Mom, crawling hard!"
"I
reeeeally want that duck!"
"Fine, I'll just eat the floor instead!"
"No! Give me that duck!"
"You're
sooo mean!"
"I'm not talking to you!"
"Ha! I knew you'd cave!"
Needless to say no crawling was done!